Wednesday, February 6, 2008

I Am NOT Happy, People!

What on earth is this?:
Is that...frost? Who defiled the beautiful grass in my backyard? Is this someone's idea of a sick joke, because I'm not laughing! This is ARIZONA for Pete's sake! Not Minnesota, or North Dakota or even *gasp* ALASKA! No, this is Arizona. You know, the Southwest! I even live in the Valley of the Sun! Not the Valley of's freaking cold outside!

Who do I call to complain? Where do I go to get a refund? I ordered warm weather, moderate winters and blazing HOT summers. I didn't order frost! Nobody orders frost! What's next, snow? You know what snow looks like, don't you? It looks like this:

Yeah, baby, slice me up a piece of that! No, I don't think so. Well, I guess my day has been decided for me. I have no choice but to toss a log on the fire, snuggle under a down blanket, sip some soothing hot cocoa and wait for June to come. See you then! Brrr....


Laurel said...

You should have seen my kids this morning. "Look, Griffin! Frost! Frost!" They're nuts!

Madame Queen said...

You crack me up! I keep telling people here "I know I'm probably going to regret saying this when the blazing hot summer days are killing me, but I really can't wait for warm weather!"