Wednesday, December 5, 2007

I was just wondering...

1. Why do the kids want to be the Cheese, if the Cheese stands alone?

2. Why do newborn socks have non-skid tread on the bottom?

3. Why are men so competitive? And, how can I use this to my advantage to get things done around the house?

4. Why does my 3 yr old refuse to eat a new food item when it is on HER plate but will beg me for some when it's on MINE?

5. Why is it that when my only white pants are finally clean, I have no clean white underwear to put on underneath them?

6. Why is it that it takes incredible human intelligence to create the modern technological devices we rely on so heavily these days but we lose our ability to think after using...oh, I forgot what I was going to say.

7. Why are the pens in the bank secured with chains yet the vault door remains open?

8. Why is it that you can't do a U-turn at several intersections throughout Arizona but, apparently, you can make a right turn from the middle lane in Iowa, Minnesota, Illinois and South Dakota?

9. Why is my daughter incredibly darling when she's preforming for other people but gets on my nerves when she's doing it for me?

10. Why, oh why are they still making fat-free Ranch dressing? Is there a reason for this?


Laurel said...

I'm a Lost lover, too! Not a lost lover, but...whatever! Anyhow, I don't want to be right either. Desmond is hot, and...well, I probably should not buy the dvd.

Good questions. Mine is, why can't my son keep his shirt clean for 5 minutes? Why?

Madame Queen said...

Oh my gosh, you are DEAD ON with #4 and #5!!

As for number #3, that's a good question too. Maybe we should just say "Well, Suzie's (or whoever) husband just did so and so. Maybe that would be enough to get them going?

Mine is, why can't my kids keep their shoes on for more than 5 minutes at a time?!?

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