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Thursday, May 1, 2008

A List Of Things I Will Not Say To My Daughter Today.

1. Listen.

2. In a minute.

3. I'm just going to check my email and I'll be right back.

4. Are you listening?

5. I'll read to you in a little bit, okay?

6. You're driving me insane!

7. I need you to stop talking for just a little bit, okay?

8. London, please listen.

9. We are just going to go to ONE store, I promise!

10. You're not listening!

Pray for me, okay?